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please stop smacking me in the head with that catnip toy. it's annoying.
i would tell her i didn't like the hairdo, but i'm too pussy whipped.
on the bright side, it takes your attention away from her dog face.
supercuts sucks supercocks!
at first, i was pretty excited when my girlfriend said she was gona show me her freshly shaved pussy.
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