Hall of Fame
Hello potential fanbase my name is Harold and I've been doing stand-up since 2009. Its all I think about 24/7, well that and vagina. I entertain strangers with my deadpan delivery of awkward nerdy humor, personal stories, and amazing hair. I enjoy a nice Dr. Pepper cherry, Kim Kardashian, and Big League Chew and dislike flat tires, quicksand, and country music.