kickeminthejunkandrun

OK…, well looks like you already got the smoken’ crack part covered… sweet!! Well we finally got enough money to post bail for our animator and part 3 is up and running so go check it out and let me know what you think. Till then Peace out and in to you too!

neiS said:

HAHAHAHAH! man you sound lik... more >

OK…, well looks like you already got the smoken’ crack part covered… sweet!! Well we finally got enough money to post bail for our animator and part 3 is up and running so go check it out and let me know what you think. Till then Peace out and in to you too!

neiS said:

HAHAHAHAH! man you sound like you are full of aggressive horseshit but it is good because it makes me laugh internationally crazy keep up the good work or vacation whatever you’d like to call it! Peace out and in and thanks for the laugh

by the way i once forgot my real authentic examination at the table while i was handing over the fake (helpnotes for cheaters) one to my teacher for correction!!

Thats how low i could possibly go

But then it turned out that my real exam didnt even pass despite the fact that i cheated so i went lower.

You should watch our videos because I promise not to forget YOU the little, insignificant people or FANS as I’d like to call you, who made all my fame and fortune possible. And to thank you, every person who votes “funny” and comments “positively” on our site, just email me afterward at kickeminthej... more >

You should watch our videos because I promise not to forget YOU the little, insignificant people or FANS as I’d like to call you, who made all my fame and fortune possible. And to thank you, every person who votes “funny” and comments “positively” on our site, just email me afterward at kickeminthejunk@hotmail.com and I will take you to California with us, buy you a beach house and a Cadillac (or a new Ford Focus I love that voice command thingy it makes me giggle) and surround you with booze, hookers and crack cocaine, you will never have to work another day in your life!! And isn’t that what we all want??? So what are you waiting for? Get to our videos and start commenting!! These hookers aren’t gonna do themselves (well actually for an extra 20 spot…er..ah) But I digress….vote dammit VOTE!

lyziwyg said:

Talk about your video, give us the behind-the-scenes dirt, sell us on why we should watch it. People who are scouting for talent (IMPORTANT people) are curious about you—why don’t you post here about what you are doing and why it is awesome?

Hell YEA!! That’s what I keep telling my A.A. sponsor! But it’s always the same thing with her, “put down the beer bong and talk to me” blah,blah,blah, “look what you’ve done you’ve gone and puked on my shoes again! whine,whine,whine. So thanks for your kind words and support they mean alot to me. M... more >

Hell YEA!! That’s what I keep telling my A.A. sponsor! But it’s always the same thing with her, “put down the beer bong and talk to me” blah,blah,blah, “look what you’ve done you’ve gone and puked on my shoes again! whine,whine,whine. So thanks for your kind words and support they mean alot to me. Make sure you check back this weekend for episode 3!!!

HA!! This guy likes our stuff !!! I feel happy and disturbed all at the same time…hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm???

Comedyfan2008 said:

I’ve been a huge fan of this site since the beginning, I log on at least once a day to get a laugh and I’ve told every friend and basically anyone with a computer to come chec... more >

HA!! This guy likes our stuff !!! I feel happy and disturbed all at the same time…hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm???

Comedyfan2008 said:

I’ve been a huge fan of this site since the beginning, I log on at least once a day to get a laugh and I’ve told every friend and basically anyone with a computer to come check this out, it’s better than anything on the web. I don’t have time to make or download any videos and you can vote on your favorites so there was no reason to become an “official” member TILL TODAY, in order to post on this forum. Is it just me or has this site officially become just another LAME, CORPORATE, HOLLYWOOD charmin commercial for these guys movies?? This months favorite “Picks” by Farrell and the gang made me want to ELVIS my computer screen (that means shoot it with a 357 magnum) , are you guys smoken Meth? Or are you bored with this website now and just don’t give a shit? Cause it’s obvious all of you are just phoning it in. Take Will”s pick this week. Now saying what a great comedian I think Will is goes without saying, it’s a given but he picks Everyday normal Rap?? You’re shitting me right? The only thing good about that video was it WASN’T the high five video which was so foul and unfunny, it’s only real value was making the case for selective breeding or euthanasia? Two of the ex village people coming up with a reason to touch each other in public was the funniest thing on this site? Not even close! Adams pick, Bride has Massive hair wig out? 6:00 painful minutes of my life I can never get back, YOU obviously don’t give a shit. Chris Henely, picks a Ricky Gervais skit, ok Ricky was funny, he needed to cut that bloated piece from 8mins down to 3mins but this is the example of the corporate plugging crap that I see this website quickly becoming. Dude we all know about Ricky’s shit, he’s a big star, I think we all have come across an episode or 2 off the “office” it’s in every video store in the @##@ universe he doesn’t need a plug from you. An Judd Apatow, this hurt the most, i’ve been a huge fan of Judd’s since “Undeclared” and I will honestly say he is single handedly the best thing to happen to comedies since Animal House. 40yr old, knocked up, super bad, all showing lame ass hollywood that the majority want and will pay for more than just the PG-13 crap that we’ve been force fed for the last decade. So I was “PUMPED” when it was announced he was coming on board. I assumed he would be making or at least bringing to our attention NEW, unknown, up and coming people with talent. But what do we get??? A @$$W@ plug for his new movie! Has all the recent success made Judd become just another hollywood asshole? Please say it ain’t so. But if that’s all your gonna bring to the table Judd don’t bother, if I just wanted to watch one of your trailers I’d turn on my TV set. Which brings us to FOD teams “life brite” which was the best one of the bunch but only because it wasted only :43 seconds of my life instead of Chrise’s 8mins!! Bottom line: Do you guys even look at your own website???, Everybody right now, go right THIS MINUTE to ANY channell, hell you don’t even have to use the search engine, just ever so slightly turn your head left and look at the Hot right now section…in Animation: “Jacked up the Movie”, “Save Virgil” both funnier than any of the crap you selected, In the Clean Comedy section:....shit it doesn’t even matter go to ANY of the channells and any of the videos just in the hot right now section ALONE are funnier than your “picks” Your mission statement says “Eliminate all the JUNK people have to pick through to FIND funny videos” Shit!!! That was true in the beginning but NOW your actually promoting the Junk. Am I wrong, come on all you members let me know what you think? Has this site just become a free place for Will and his peeps to shamelessly plug their latest wares? What do you want? A place where you can find the new FUNNY talent? Or just one big website that plays hollywood trailers? I’m curious to know what you think?

HEY AMY!! who’s the leg humper here?? Me or you??? Back off before I have to scratch your eyes out!

amyt57 said:

good thinking Dave – no wonder you’re going to make such a great president – I knew I made the right choice!

DaveMcBrayer said:

please wear a condom, I dont want leg cooties

HEY AMY!! who’s the leg humper here?? Me or you??? Back off before I have to scratch your eyes out!

amyt57 said:

good thinking Dave – no wonder you’re going to make such a great president – I knew I made the right choice!

DaveMcBrayer said:

please wear a condom, I dont want leg cooties

GREAT!!! do you realize how many leg humpers Will Ferrell already has at his disposal?? How am I ever going to compete? Of course I do have a special technique, I do this little thing with my hips that he might like …hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm????

Leothe2nd said:

im guessing will ferrells leg.

GREAT!!! do you realize how many leg humpers Will Ferrell already has at his disposal?? How am I ever going to compete? Of course I do have a special technique, I do this little thing with my hips that he might like …hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm????

Leothe2nd said:

im guessing will ferrells leg.

Hey Akin, what the hell is the sepecial treatment? Is that where they stick that red ball in your mouth and spank your ass with a whip? Cause all I’m saying is whats the safe word big boy?

akin_animate said:

if you want sepecial treatment make special things happen,

Hey Akin, what the hell is the sepecial treatment? Is that where they stick that red ball in your mouth and spank your ass with a whip? Cause all I’m saying is whats the safe word big boy?

akin_animate said:

if you want sepecial treatment make special things happen,

Ohhh I love it when they play hard to get…...gggggrrrrrrrrrrr

tardcow said:

I live at 11 Benington Pl. I take Ambien most nights, so I’m a very sound sleeper. It’s a very safe neighborhood so I leave the door unlocked. But you better not try and hump my leg, cause I would be pissed. Even though I w... more >

Ohhh I love it when they play hard to get…...gggggrrrrrrrrrrr

tardcow said:

I live at 11 Benington Pl. I take Ambien most nights, so I’m a very sound sleeper. It’s a very safe neighborhood so I leave the door unlocked. But you better not try and hump my leg, cause I would be pissed. Even though I will be slleeping with my muscular right leg dangling off my bed for the next several nights, that doesn’t mean you can come and hump it. Even though I have hired an usher whom is sworn to secrecy, to to direct all intruders to my bedroom, humping my leg is an absolute no go.

Ha well thanks man but I think you might be just projecting a bit, I was really just kidding about having to hump a leg (unless you think that would really help, then I’m all up for it), but all kidding aside we think this is the best site on the web, (if you don’t beleive me look around) that’s why... more >

Ha well thanks man but I think you might be just projecting a bit, I was really just kidding about having to hump a leg (unless you think that would really help, then I’m all up for it), but all kidding aside we think this is the best site on the web, (if you don’t beleive me look around) that’s why all our episodes are shown exclusively on F.O.D for a week before being posted anywhere else. But thanks for having my back and I’ll be sure to check your stuff out.

hankandjed said:

I feel your pain Dave. We slave over our films and to produce the funniest thing ever made for under $100 dollars and what kind of thanks do we get? Hang in there! Hank and Jed

No I’m not ashamed to say I still love Chevy Chase, however there are a few Comedians I wouldn’t mind offering up to the Aliens, or the “gods” or Saudi Arabia for that matter those f@#%ers need to lighten up.

theactorseries said:

You’re right. You are the only one left that likes Chevy Chase.

Eric

No I’m not ashamed to say I still love Chevy Chase, however there are a few Comedians I wouldn’t mind offering up to the Aliens, or the “gods” or Saudi Arabia for that matter those f@#%ers need to lighten up.

theactorseries said:

You’re right. You are the only one left that likes Chevy Chase.

Erica Johnson said:

I think I’m the only one on the planet that still loves Chevy Chase. Griiiiiiswold.

Funkmobster said:

Take a good, hard look at Charles Grodin and Chevy Chase. They both look eerily similar. They are both no longer funny in the least. Aliens must have replaced them with clones. Are there any other examples of this phenomenon?

Hey I’m Dave from Kick em In The Junk and Run, I just wanted to introduce myself and invite everyone to check out our movie Jacked Up, it’s Part I of our feature length series that will be coming out each and every week here on F.O.D. So check it out, we hope you enjoy it and please let us know what... more >

Hey I’m Dave from Kick em In The Junk and Run, I just wanted to introduce myself and invite everyone to check out our movie Jacked Up, it’s Part I of our feature length series that will be coming out each and every week here on F.O.D. So check it out, we hope you enjoy it and please let us know what you think. Part 2 will be coming out this week. (depends on when they let our Animator out of rehab) but no seriously, whos leg do I need to hump?

Thank you so much for your kind words, I really loved your movie too! Tell me the truth, does Daisy Duke look that hot in person? I bet she does gggrrrr. And that little bastard Boss Hogg?? Well I’d like to kick HIM in the junk and run, thats for sure. Well thanks again and don’t forget to tune into... more >

Thank you so much for your kind words, I really loved your movie too! Tell me the truth, does Daisy Duke look that hot in person? I bet she does gggrrrr. And that little bastard Boss Hogg?? Well I’d like to kick HIM in the junk and run, thats for sure. Well thanks again and don’t forget to tune into our next episode this tues the 29th right here on funny or die. signed your new friend, Jack

Dear Serandipati, I was going to thank you for your kind comments but to be honest I can’t help being distracted by the picture of that viscious dog of yours! Does he bite? I got bit by a dog once. Of course it was a prairie dog. But I’ll have you know it hurt just as much sister!!! Well thank you f... more >

Dear Serandipati, I was going to thank you for your kind comments but to be honest I can’t help being distracted by the picture of that viscious dog of yours! Does he bite? I got bit by a dog once. Of course it was a prairie dog. But I’ll have you know it hurt just as much sister!!! Well thank you for dredging up painful childhood memories and please come back this tues right HERE on funny or die to see our next episode. signed with love and little tooth marked scars. Jack

Dear Jimmy Dean, I like your sausauge by the way, and I say that in the most masculine way as possible. You want to know how we get people downstairs to kick them in their junk. Well it’s like this, you ever see the movie Saw 4?? Well it’s like that only I don’t havepig mask, yet..I mean it’s on bac... more >

Dear Jimmy Dean, I like your sausauge by the way, and I say that in the most masculine way as possible. You want to know how we get people downstairs to kick them in their junk. Well it’s like this, you ever see the movie Saw 4?? Well it’s like that only I don’t have pig mask, yet..I mean it’s on back order..what do you want from me jimmy??? You coming out with a fat free sausage anytime soon? a woman called me chubby today, you think I’m fat Jimmy?? Be honest, you can tell me. Hugs and kisses Jack