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Kelly Davis (comedian, writer, actor) was born in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas back when the colors orange, yellow and brown were popular. He lived overseas for 16 years straight, mostly in Norway and Japan, and paid little attention to anything associated to reality during that time. His close friends call this his "coma". When he's not putting chapstick on kittens, he's either watching midget centaurs in scuba gear in underwater races on seahorses, or he's throwing DVD copies of Shawshank Redemption over prison walls. Follow him on Twitter or Stalk him on Facebook!