Article Mad Libs: Pitchfork Review
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by John Zachary Townsend
Create your own Pitchfork.com music review with this hand Mad Libs!
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Rating: 63% Funny
Article Dealing With Bed Bugs In 19 Easy Steps
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by John Zachary Townsend
An easy, step by step rundown on how to deal with a bed bug problem.
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Rating: 60% Funny
Slideshow Beyond 'Juicy': 14 Pants That Test the ...
Added Beyond 'Juicy': 14 Pants That Test the Limits of Butt Writing
by John Zachary Townsend
Have you ever seen a girl wear pants with words on the butt? It's pretty cool, huh? It doesn't even matter what the word is either, right? Just the idea that there's a word on the butt, it's like, ...
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Article Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
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by John Zachary Townsend
Cover letters are a crucial step towards getting a job. Here to offer some tips and advice is Robert Little, a murderer.
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Article Broken Badly: A Memoir by Walter White ...
Added Broken Badly: A Memoir by Walter White Jr.
by John Zachary Townsend
An excerpt from the upcoming memoir by Walter White Jr., the son on Breaking Bad.
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Slideshow 6 Post Grad Plans Translated
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by John Zachary Townsend
When you ask someone, "What are you doing after you graduate?" The answers tend to be vague and confusing. Here are some of the most common answers, translated into practical terms.
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Rating: 62% Funny
Slideshow Criminal Uses Yelp Reviews to Create Fa...
Added Criminal Uses Yelp Reviews to Create Fake Alibi
by John Zachary Townsend
A criminal tried to cover up his crimes by making fake alibis on Yelp. He forgot to delete some older yelp reviews though, which might have hurt his credibility.
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Rating: 52% Funny
Picture MDMA MMA
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MMA fighters take a tab of ecstasy, enter the Octagon, and then...Anything goes!
from John Zachary Townsend
Article Letter From Phat Camp
Added Letter From Phat Camp
by John Zachary Townsend
The camp director of the Phil Giles Phat Camp For Non-Phat Kids sends a letter to the parent of an unruly camper.
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Rating: 60% Funny
Article Rejected Penthouse Letters: the Doctors...
Added Rejected Penthouse Letters: the Doctors Appointment
by John Zachary Townsend
Chris Kingsley's tale of a trip to the doctor's office that took a turn for the erotic did not have what it takes to make it into the pages of Penthouse. See why for yourself.
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