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MDMA MMA
MMA fighters take a tab of ecstasy, enter the Octagon, and then...Anything goes!
from John Zachary Townsend
Article Letter From Phat Camp
Letter From Phat Camp
by John Zachary Townsend
The camp director of the Phil Giles Phat Camp For Non-Phat Kids sends a letter to the parent of an unruly camper.
Views: 7,763
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Rating: 60% Funny
Article Rejected Penthouse Letters: the Doctors...
Rejected Penthouse Letters: the Doctors Appointment
by John Zachary Townsend
Chris Kingsley's tale of a trip to the doctor's office that took a turn for the erotic did not have what it takes to make it into the pages of Penthouse. See why for yourself.
Views: 14,093
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Rating: 68% Funny
List 8 Possible "Crank" Sequels
8 Possible "Crank" Sequels
by John Zachary Townsend
Plans for a third film in the Crank series were recently announced. No plot details have emerged yet, but here are 8 plausible sequel ideas.
Views: 11,485
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Rating: 56% Funny
List Where Are They Now? The Cast of Babies
Where Are They Now? The Cast of Babies
by John Zachary Townsend
Remember these fresh faces? The life of a child star is never easy. For every Ron Howard, there are a hundred Jerry O'Connells. Let's catch up with the stars of the 2010 film Babies.
Views: 8,589
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Rating: 37% Funny
Article Rejected Penthouse Letters: The Missing...
Rejected Penthouse Letters: The Missing Child Report
by John Zachary Townsend
Somehow this didn't make the cut.
Views: 10,057
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Rating: 76% Funny
Article Eagle Eye Cherry's Contractual Demands
Eagle Eye Cherry's Contractual Demands
by John Zachary Townsend
A leaked copy of Eagle Eye Cherry's rider.
Views: 8,659
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Rating: 87% Funny


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