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justagirlinmelbourne

At the moment my butt resembles the flag of Japan. Why you ask? Well, we Australian girls dont think of farting as being impolite, we make quite a past time of it - turn it into a bit of a game you could say . In fact, this past weekend has become something of a farting Olympics. My boyrfiend has even intoduced me to the world of lighting your farts on fire! (Thanks baby - glad I can count on you for proper guidance in life...). How I got to 33 with out having known how to do this I do not know. I guess I have to put it down to bad parenting - thanks for nothing Mum and Dad. So as all good athleties do, I must dedicate more time to my training so as not to end up with any more unnecessary injurys... hence my ass resembles the flag of Japan! LOL )