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juliennefries

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Think of me as a big plate of julienne fries that are really salty. I typically write on my own blog and on cracked.com, so you won't see me here very often. (This is about the time that you're supposed to come at me with pitchforks and torches because I don't love Funny or Die as much as I should.)