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Thanks a bunch for the placenta caption…I just ate dinner, goddammit. I’ll laugh when I stop throwing up.
You can netflix porn???
Oh, those crazy roving gangs of drag queens. They really make the streets unsafe to walk at night.
Don’t be such a pussy, it’s not like were running a 220 line out here.
...and the co-winners of this years Darwin award are…
Jared finally decided to say “Fuck Subway”
I am planning on having some Vietnamese friends over for Thanksgiving.
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