Bold Budget Move, Obama Calls for Downgrade from Walmart to Costco by jpatrickobrien Capitol Hill, Washington D.C. -- In an emergency, overnight meeting, President Obama made an official plea to the Republican party to downgrade government purchases from Walmart to Costco.
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Tensions High as Congressional Date Auction Approaches by jpatrickobrien “We simply cannot afford an elaborate catwalk like we’ve had in years past,” said Speaker John A. Boehner, who went for $600 in last year’s date auction.
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Leaked Video, Cleric Successfully Babbles for Full Minute from jpatrickobrien The Leaky Wiki unearthed this amazing footage of a well-known Islamic religious leader emitting incoherent babble.
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Ahmajinedad Offers Wise Words to US Govt Regarding Shutdown from jpatrickobrien Tehran, Iran – President Ahmajinedad addresses American politicians on this state-run TV station. He says, “You should not fight when ruling can be so much fun.” So, based on hi...
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