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alriiiight…not sure where the punching some chick in the boobs comes... more »
alriiiight…not sure where the punching some chick in the boobs comes in…but it is funny in a random sort of way.
Thank you for the gratuitous Van Damme crotch shot…I have been enlightened.
“I’m gonna touch your privates.” Holy crackpipes that was wacky!
i may be experiencing post traumatic shock from that laugh…spooky good.
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