Hello. I'm Josh Van Cleave.
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About me, Im a funny guy. i like funny things and funny instances. humor is funny and i like funny. if we were to create a graph of funnieness and place humor on one side and funny on the other my funny/humor point would be in the far right corner. i like funny so much i missed my grandmot...
more >About me, Im a funny guy. i like funny things and funny instances. humor is funny and i like funny. if we were to create a graph of funnieness and place humor on one side and funny on the other my funny/humor point would be in the far right corner. i like funny so much i missed my grandmothers funeral for it. vaugeness.. not so fond of but funny woo! funny. sure i may be a little weird sometimes and i may have a few dibilitating ticks like terrets, and a violent paranoia that somewhere a group of angry peta members is forming a plan to get me like some kind of after school extra credit assignment. Im just your average guy that lives in his mothers storage room, on an inflatable couch,with a hole it. i have to air the goddamn thing up three times a night or im sleeping on the freakin floor. anyways if you wanna be my friend or send food then by all means try.
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by Josh Van Cleave, Sunday April 26, 2009
I used to live in Austin a city notorius for its homeless population. you see these people everywhere asking for chane, can you spare a buck, got a ciggerette? normally passing these people you have to wonder how they got there, is giving them money even gonna help. thats why i usually only give them cigs, i like to feture myself as a generous person and if i have 2 dollars and you need one ill never say no. but homeless people dont need a dollar for drugs they need a hot meal and a shower. b...
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