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My Dead Great Grandmother Wasn't Cremated after She Was Euthanized by Dr. Kervorkian

In 1998, my great grandmother was very ill with the West Nile Virus. Mosquitoes and fruit flies had attacked my great grandmother and left large painful welps all over her body, and she itched all over. After watching 60 minutes, she saw Dr. Jack Kervorkian and insisted I contact him about euthanasia. I finally was able to contact Dr. Jack Kervorkian and was able to convince him to come euthanize my grandmother before she passed calmly in her sleep of old age. Dr. Kervorkian flew into South C...

 

Disabilities in Heaven/Daylight Savings Time/Albinos

On a recent afterlife discussion, I was wondering whether or not... you would take your disability to heaven or not. Jeff Healey's death started this for me. I concluded that I feel that people do have disabilities in heaven. Jeff Healey may have "angel eyes" now, but they are still unable to see things. This is assuming that Jeff Healey is in heaven because it's posssible he is in hell. Regardless, of where he is, I think he is still blind. I also was wondering if Jeff Healey was an o...

 

Chilled Monkey Brains

I have had enough of steriods! McGwire, Bonds, and now Clemens!!!...and people I know on a personal level. I have a friend who is a hermaphrodite and she just started taking them...and I am afraid this is going to shrink her balls. She works out too much….all the time..a gym junkie...already got jock itch and a yeast infection at the same time….AND MAN IT STUNK!!! Smelled like a balloon that had been put in a Dorito's bag 2 days mixed with sweat, wet dog, and a fair exhibit, and an old stin...