Hello. I'm Jordan F**king Zeh J.F.Z..
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Editor and Founder of Big Black Butts Magazine. Former National Badmitton Champion. Grew up in poverty and would swat flies away with a fly swatter. In competitive badmitton, I basically would like a that birdie as it came across and pretend it was a goddamn flie and developed a forceful...
more >Editor and Founder of Big Black Butts Magazine. Former National Badmitton Champion. Grew up in poverty and would swat flies away with a fly swatter. In competitive badmitton, I basically would like a that birdie as it came across and pretend it was a goddamn flie and developed a forceful delivery that no other badmitton competitor could touch. I recently won the Austrailian Gold Tanning Championships of which I am now guaranteed to be on at least one poster that will be distributed throughout tanning bed salons across the country to encourage others to have my golden, brown tan that people envy. I am a huge Gallahger fan. I think he is the funniest person to ever grace Earth. I would like to write for him down the rode because I would encourage him to smash more waterelons...
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Hometown: North Augusta, SC
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Music video from the original motion picture soundtrack to The Men That Stare At Goats.
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The Ghost Roll
(1:21) Ghost walks are not fair for the handicap. It's Spooky To Be Crippled!
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(3:14) This man thinks everyone is raping him with their eyes. Short features HBO's East Bound and Down's Bo Mitchell(Blonde Ambition...
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by Jordan F**king Zeh J.F.Z., Tuesday May 27, 2008
In 1998, my great grandmother was very ill with the West Nile Virus. Mosquitoes and fruit flies had attacked my great grandmother and left large painful welps all over her body, and she itched all over. After watching 60 minutes, she saw Dr. Jack Kervorkian and insisted I contact him about euthanasia. I finally was able to contact Dr. Jack Kervorkian and was able to convince him to come euthanize my grandmother before she passed calmly in her sleep of old age. Dr. Kervorkian flew into So...
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