I am a writer, artist and musician. Born in 1985. I live in the UK in a castle. I ride a well hung horse to market each morn whilst my man-servent rides a mule beside me. I believe his name is Tito, or Timothy, something like that. I have written a great deal of music for independent film and I have also been played on several national radio stations. I have also been fired from a great many jobs. With no knowledge of saving lives, roulette or golf, I have been a 999 operator, a roulette croupier and a golf technician. With that in mind, my life's ambition is to write for a living. I am not overly concerned with extreme wealth so long as I can keep my flat warm and my woman fat, I will be happy.