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Thank for very kind words. If make out this situation I want write book. What story this is I cannot keep up with it.
I know videos not... more »

Thank for very kind words. If make out this situation I want write book. What story this is I cannot keep up with it.
I know videos not what want I using part from garabage to make all this stuff!

Revenge is sweet!!!

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give... more »

Revenge is sweet!!!

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

I am sooo sorry about you and your countrys misfortune. It brangs tears to... more »

I am sooo sorry about you and your countrys misfortune. It brangs tears to my eyes every time I see somebody suffer, reamember there is always a spark of light even in the darkist of room just hold onto it tight and keep up the good fight. Keep it strong man