HAPPY NEW YEAR! And what a New Year's Eve you had ... hanging out with Eva Frickin' Longoria co-hosting Las Vegas Live. Heh heh heh -- must have been nice, bro.
I love your ways with the ladies and the celebs. You know, your average shmuck would cream their jeans hangin' with Eva or P. Diddy, but I'm sure you were just like, "Hey Eva, let's chill." Sm... more >
Hey Jon,
HAPPY NEW YEAR! And what a New Year's Eve you had ... hanging out with Eva Frickin' Longoria co-hosting Las Vegas Live. Heh heh heh -- must have been nice, bro.
I love your ways with the ladies and the celebs. You know, your average shmuck would cream their jeans hangin' with Eva or P. Diddy, but I'm sure you were just like, "Hey Eva, let's chill." Smooth moves, bro -- you've got to include a chapter on that in your book.
Just one question - why does it look like you have shit smeared on your forehead in your Funny or Die photo? Major turn off for the ladies, homie.
Well, I got to get back to shooting off guns, trashing my apartment, and totally forgetting about my eight kids. We got a lot in common, you and me, kind of like that Eminem song. You're my hero, man. Peace out!
Sorry about that court verdict -- we'll miss you, buddy. But in good news, you made the current issue of Maxim -- the one with Olivia Munn on the cover (January 2010) -- TWICE!! Smooth move, bro. Check it out ... both mentions are on page 53. At your local newsstand. Once you see them, you'll want to buy a copy to show your friends (and the kids when... more >
Hey Jon,
Sorry about that court verdict -- we'll miss you, buddy. But in good news, you made the current issue of Maxim -- the one with Olivia Munn on the cover (January 2010) -- TWICE!! Smooth move, bro. Check it out ... both mentions are on page 53. At your local newsstand. Once you see them, you'll want to buy a copy to show your friends (and the kids when they are older - not sure they should be reading Maxim just yet.)
;-)
P.S. I signed up to Funny or Die just to leave you this message. Big, big fan.
hi jon my name is paige im 15 and iv'e been watching your show all along i really miss the old jon who was loving,kind,funny and helpfull you were such a great dad and i admire you for that, but i am a kate fan and i think what you've done is wrong and you should spend more time with your kids when your there and less time chatting it up with the p- people (... more >
hi jon my name is paige im 15 and iv'e been watching your show all along i really miss the old jon who was loving,kind,funny and helpfull you were such a great dad and i admire you for that, but i am a kate fan and i think what you've done is wrong and you should spend more time with your kids when your there and less time chatting it up with the p- people (papparatzi) i hope you and kate can work things out and be friends for the sake of your kids.and im not joking when i say i miss the old jon not in a million years i could of imagined that you would behave like this...i hope you have a nice christmas with kate and the kids.
Happy holidays! ..grow upand stop being a man hore:)
I watched the show and have always felt sorry for the way you were treated. Kate belittles you and makes you feel like shit. You were a great dad to those kids, you deserve to have shared custody.
I may get hate mail but I don't care. You deserved to be treated so much better than what you were by Kate. Yeah so what if you cheated, it the kind of shit... more >
hey Jon,
I watched the show and have always felt sorry for the way you were treated. Kate belittles you and makes you feel like shit. You were a great dad to those kids, you deserve to have shared custody.
I may get hate mail but I don't care. You deserved to be treated so much better than what you were by Kate. Yeah so what if you cheated, it the kind of shit that happens in every day life. People have to stop thinking celebrities are gods.
Its nice to see you have a sense of humor about the situation, I don't know the whole story of what went on in your guys' life nor am I going to dwell on it like many people have. I'm only going by what I saw on the show, I laugh every time I pass by the magazines and think that there is so many better things they could be writing about.
I hope you have a better life without the woman who didn't have faith in you. Stick up for yourself, don't let women step on you and boss you around.
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