"Obama wasn't kidding when he said he was having a hard time reaching the voters of West Virginia."
"Space Camp for the poor."
""Ahem, my trailer *is* off of your property sir""
"Worst roller coaster ever"
- Jeffer
"That's correct Mr. President. We are now certain that Haiti has resumed its Nuclear Weapons Program."
""Rapunzel, Rapunzel...Let down your hair, a tin of Skoal, and some Natty Light.""
- harniss
"Epcot Center moves to Kentucky"
"Originally, we had just the one ladder, but City Hall insisted that we install a fire escape."
"Roger, Aeroflot Flight 162, you are now cleared for landing. Welcome to Kazakhstan."
"Billy Bob convinces his sister/cousin Bobby Jo Bob to join the mile high club with him"
- meeps
"Obama wasn't kidding when he said he was having a hard time reaching the voters of West Virginia."
Blah Blah Blahgs
FOD WIRE | October 14, 2008
Wheeling, WV - John McCain told a semi-comprehending audience of average Americans today that his opponent Barack Obama is “a good and decent family man” who just happens to be a “negro muslim terrorist”.
McCain told the crowd that while he disagreed strongly with “Senator Obama’s plan to kill us all”, he hoped their differences could be resolved without any “Arab-style violence”.
The crowd, several of whom had teeth, seemed confused as to when exactly they should panic and run amok. Stoat Helms, a fifty-eight year old retired coal dust inhaler, was among the bewildered. “Either someone’s a treason lovin commie spearchucker or they ain’t”, said Helms, “McCain should make up my mind.”
MySpace
Comments (3)
FOD is getting ridiculous with this liberal propaganda. Now giving WV shit? pathetic
Thats a lot of racist stuff the writer has thought up.
Sad but true. How can McCain assure the rally Obama's OK and still be running his Ayers ad? We in fact just upload a video to it on YouTube, not comedy it won't go here. It's called TEAR THE VIDEO DOWN! and asks McCain to back up his words to his fearful backers with action.