"I could have sworn I left him in the trunk."
"Yeah, sure this is the way to Narnia. Get in there, you little fucker."
"That babysitter’s going to be in so much trouble. His tag clearly says “Dry clean only.”"
"I press this button, Social Services will be here in 5 minutes- Now get my my blanky!"
- Ari_Gold
"His older brother told him it was a time machine. What he failed to mention was that the future involved shit everywhere and third degree burns."
"David Blains first stupid stunt. 15 minutes on the delicate cycle."
- turnems
"Before Playstation there was tumble dry…"
"The kid will get laid, he knows how to do his own laundry at 3 and wire a hot water heater-I prefer personal assistants…."
"And if any of you wonder why I drink from being a public school teacher, this is the state of parenting in the country…."
"Unsolved Mysteries:
The story of Little Joey Finkle, a story of desperation, struggle with identity, a will to survive and a spin cycle to remember.
Death or… Narnia Napping?
You decide"
"I could have sworn I left him in the trunk."
Blah Blah Blahgs
FOD WIRE | June 28, 2008
1. Missionary: Impossible
2. Verne Troyer: Pussy Destroyer
3. Neck Deep: The Verne Troyer Sex Tape
4. Baby Wants Back In
5. Two and A Half Men Minus Two Men
6. Is That A Midget In Your Pussy Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
7. Bride of Fucky
8. Goody, Goody Cum Drop
9. Verne Troyer In: Vagina Hat
10. One Girl, One Guy Hiding In A Tea Cup
11. Vern Troyer In: How Many Phone Books Do I Have To Stand On To Fuck My Girlfriend From Behind?
12. Stop! Or My Mom Will Squirt!
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Verne Troyer in Mini Meat Curtains
(posted about 2 months ago)
How about, “Honey I Shrunk My Penis” :)
(posted about 2 months ago)
you’d think this type of thing would only be a little disturbing.
(posted about 2 months ago)
you could do one where he fucks a bunch of ridiculously fat girls…but they have to figure out whose fat-rolls he’s hiding in to get the chance to be in the sex tape with verne troyer.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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