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50 Rejected Orbit Gum Flavors

FOD WIRE | July 16, 2008
 
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1. Minty Mint
2. Franklin Mint
3. Peepee Mint
4. Sugar Free Irish Car Bomb
5. Sangria Fudge Swirl
6. Fratty Natty Lite
7. Scary Spice
8. Hospice
9. Chuck Berry Poo Poo Party
10. Dingleberry
11. Diet Candy Cane Mojito
12. Sour Cream and Onion Berry Blast
13. Blueberry Ash Tray
14. Kentucky Fried Mint
15. Tom Hanks Splash   
16. Ben Vereeni
17. Marion Berry
18. NOrbit
19. Lemon Party
20. Raw Meat Delight
21. Pre-Chewed Pomegranate
22. Air Conditioner Drip Water Fiesta
23. LSD Stamp Surprise
24. Bukakiberry
25. Halle Berry
26. I Never "MINT" To Hurt You
27. "Berry" My Heart At Wounded Knee
28. An Inconvenient Fruit
29. Pepper Spray Mint
30. Waterboarding Blast
31. The Grapest American Hero
32. Boy in the Bubble gum
33. Barbasol Cream
34. Braaaaains
35. Holy Guacamole!
36. Gummo
37. Spear-a-mint.  Right guys?  Get it?
38. Fruity Stepson
39. Che Guavara
40. Peppermint Paxil Twist
41. Bob Balaban-ana
42. Hindenburst!
43. Cathetorange
44. Cat Sand Sangria
45. Popped Cherry
46. Peppermint Pierogi
47. Fabulous Falafel Fresca
48. Adam's Apple
49. Gum Dumpster
50. Daughtermelon

 

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GabrielleBirchak
GabrielleBir...

Salmon Berry, Cajun Banana, Marshmallows and Liver, Eel Skin Roll Gum, Raw Chickenlips, Menudo Mint, Wild About Head Cheese, Minty Beef Bullion Bubble Gum

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
easilydissolved
easilydissolved

I liked popped cherry…can’t believe they didn’t make that. Well, there was a lot of red juice, and didn’t taste anything like cherry.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
jeffshort
jeffshort

plutoid chill

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
thewhitetornado
thewhitetornado

Biscuits and mustard…mmmmmhmmmm

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
Amy4Birds
Amy4Birds

Bubble Bum-Doody.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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