"Cod Damn Thee!"
"I can still smell that snapper on my fingers."
- Tryin
"Ole PU said FoD cap guy had no guts. Guess he was wrong. I'm laughing but not at this picture. I know one thing for certain. Someone is gonna get gutted like a fish ! Cut them from ass to gills BIG..."
"Rabi Seuss' One fish, Jew fish, Red fish, The Blue's fish."
"Seconds before he began to eat the Pink Snapper ...live."
- MikeyC
"Warning. This fish may make your head appear too small for your body."
- Emma
"Snap!"
- MikeyC
"This is not the pink snapper I had in mind"
- jucamo
"Chester could now brag that he was 'bald' by a fish!"
"That's how you catch fish, Walrus style,"
"Cod Damn Thee!"
                     
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FOD WIRE | August 25, 2008

8_center_statue_man.jpgFALLS CHURCH, VA - Seeking to mute criticism for not knowing how many houses he owns, speculation is growing that John McCain may select a homeless man for Vice President.  Campaign strategist-lobbyist Charlie Black confirmed that “if you have one guy with seven or eight houses and another guy with none you end up with an average of 3 to 4 houses per candidate and that’s something we can spin to the average moron." Black later clarified that he meant to say “voting moron."

Homeowners on the short list, all of whom McCain is said to be personally comfortable with, include Brit Hume, Andrew Carnegie V, Sean Hannity, Lt. Cmdr. Philip Francis Queeg, Zsa Zsa Gabor and the Exxon Mobil Corporation.

 
 

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i would imagine that by correcting himself and saying “voting morons”, that would include black himself, and of course, john mccain.

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Ed Mcmahon would be a great sidekick for him.

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He’d still be a stronger choice than Mitt Romney.

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