FOD WIRE | August 25, 2008
FALLS CHURCH, VA - Seeking to mute criticism for not knowing how
many houses he owns, speculation is growing that John McCain may select
a homeless man for Vice President. Campaign strategist-lobbyist
Charlie Black confirmed that “if you have one guy with seven or eight
houses and another guy with none you end up with an average of 3 to 4
houses per candidate and that’s something we can spin to the average
moron." Black later clarified that he meant to say “voting moron."
Homeowners on the short list, all of whom McCain is said to be
personally comfortable with, include Brit Hume, Andrew Carnegie V, Sean
Hannity, Lt. Cmdr. Philip Francis Queeg, Zsa Zsa Gabor and the Exxon
Mobil Corporation.
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i would imagine that by correcting himself and saying “voting morons”, that would include black himself, and of course, john mccain.
Ed Mcmahon would be a great sidekick for him.
He’d still be a stronger choice than Mitt Romney.