"I could have sworn I left him in the trunk."
"That babysitter’s going to be in so much trouble. His tag clearly says “Dry clean only.”"
"Yeah, sure this is the way to Narnia. Get in there, you little fucker."
"I press this button, Social Services will be here in 5 minutes- Now get my my blanky!"
"His older brother told him it was a time machine. What he failed to mention was that the future involved shit everywhere and third degree burns."
"Before Playstation there was tumble dry…"
"The kid will get laid, he knows how to do his own laundry at 3 and wire a hot water heater-I prefer personal assistants…."
"And if any of you wonder why I drink from being a public school teacher, this is the state of parenting in the country…."
"Unsolved Mysteries: The story of Little Joey Finkle, a story of desperation, struggle with identity, a will to survive and a spin cycle to remember. Death or… Narnia Napping? You decide"
"Billy what does only child mean? It means more presents for me at Christmas."
"I could have sworn I left him in the trunk."
                     
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FOD WIRE | June 12, 2008

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Hollywood, CA- Predicting the failure of the newest film version of The Incredible Hulk , Marvel Studios has already greenlit a completely retooled movie adaptation of the Stan Lee comic for 2012.

A partial cast and crew for the reboot, entitled The Hulk: Incredible was leaked to AintItCoolNews.com on Wednesday. Scrubs star Zach Braff is set to take over the role of Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Juno 's Ellen Page has been signed to play Betty Ross, and Paul Giamatti joins the cast as the villainous Bi-Beast. Jerry Maguire writer/director Cameron Crowe will helm the superhero pic.

The Ang Lee version of Hulk was released in 2003 and featured Eric Bana as the titular hero. A second adaptation, The Incredible Hulk , starring Edward Norton is set to be released Friday.

Marvel Studio's President of Production, Kevin Feige explained the studio's reasoning: "Marvel has an undying faith in the Incredible Hulk property. After the first film didn't connect with audiences, we thought casting the role of the Hulk with a smart, sensitive actor would help. But test screening results show that Edward Norton just isn't nebbishy enough. We promise to push it even further next time out."

The Hulk: Incredible will also feature original songs by Iron & Wine, The Decemberists, and Belle and Sebastian.

"Instead of a climactic fight scene, Cameron has written a thrilling sequence in which the Hulk listens to a mix tape," says Feige. "The Hulk: Incredible will be a superhero movie with more heart and brains than the two previous Hulk movies combined."

"Third time will be a charm," adds Feige. "The fans deserve a Hulk franchise that is good enough to last a few sequels. And if it doesn't work, we can always recast and start from scratch again."

 

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Mellow_Yellow
Mellow_Yellow

I like how they took this indept look after they made the second movie.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Mellow_Yellow
Mellow_Yellow

I like how they took this indept look after they made the second movie.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Mellow_Yellow
Mellow_Yellow

I like how they took this indept look after they made the second movie.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Mellow_Yellow
Mellow_Yellow

I like how they took this indept look after they made the second movie.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Daviticus
Daviticus

bryanyangcomedy said:


i like when people get confused and think these are for real.

I like when people are stupid, too.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
daddyphatsack
daddyphatsack

ya ya ya

(posted about 3 months ago)

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