Feedback

Monday Morning Joke 6/9/2008

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag?
One is thin , white, plastic and relatively harmful to kids... and the other one carries your apples home from the store.

 
Featured Exclusive On Digg
 
I am Tiger Woods from TWoods
I am Tiger Woods (1:38) Tiger Woods sets the record straight.
Holograms from scottgairdner
Holograms (1:40) When a phone call isn't enough, try creating a...
"THE CHRISTMAS FLIP FLOP" by THE DAN BAND from thedanband
"THE CHRISTMAS FLIP FLOP" by THE DA... (2:59) Check out the newest video from HO: A DAN BAN...
FRISCO JERK from butterpolice
FRISCO JERK (2:01) The new dance craze Jerkin hits San Francisco!
Anchor Laughs at Murder from TubularGoldmine
Anchor Laughs at Murder (0:52) This anchor can't hold it together when descri...
Precious Moments from AllenHere and Stephanie Allynne
Precious Moments (2:58) Stephanie and Allen recreate scenes from the m...
"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star Rex Lee as Kim Jong Il from Bridger Nielson and Rex Lee
"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star... (4:22) Kim Jong Il matches wits with the screening co...
Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll
Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Auditi... (3:07) Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) auditions fo...
Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town
Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town English Video from Canada (2:02) Trailer for the Kids in the Hall's new 8-part ...
 
 
Share favorite playlist Report
 
 

Added about 1 year ago

796 views

Favorited by 0 users

 

4 comments

 

Your Comment:


 
greenlily

What’s the difference between an Iowa State Cheerleader and a garbage bag? The bag goes out once a week…

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 
Meat_Truck

How do you know when it’s bed time at Never Land Ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 
Ryan George

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One carries your groceries and the other molests children.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 
bmoore09

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 9 year old wiener.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam
 

This Site

Business & Stuff

Our People

Featured Celebrities

Our Sites

Copyright © 2009 December Funny or Die Inc. All rights reserved.