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Chosen One
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag?
One is thin , white, plastic and relatively harmful to kids... and the other one carries your apples home from the store.

 

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greenlily
greenlily

What’s the difference between an Iowa State Cheerleader and a garbage bag? The bag goes out once a week…

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Meat_Truck
Meat_Truck

How do you know when it’s bed time at Never Land Ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Ryan George
Ryan George

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One carries your groceries and the other molests children.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
bmoore09
bmoore09

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 9 year old wiener.

(posted about 3 months ago)