"Even with four ears, this pussy cunt hear you."
"It can hear you open a can food, even before you open the cupboard"
- labaf
"… ears scratching become a chore"
- labaf
"Cat designed for women whom seek for a “great listener”"
- labaf
"Wait a sec, isn’t that two cats getting their groove on? At least give them some privacy!"
"Is that a “What, me worry?” contest ?"
- labaf
"i wonder what went wrong…"
- Oshiel
"Maybe my hearin’ get bettah with Jackson’s hep, ya dig?"
"Devil cat is slowly possessing you. Have a nice damnation."
- cptlee
"Even with four ears, this pussy cunt hear you."
                   
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FOD WIRE | July 07, 2008

x93144365175261952.jpg By now, everyone has heard about rapper Eminem's legal trouble over the alleged "sucker-punching" of a man in a strip club bathroom, but what most people don't know is that this event led to a string of other Eminem punchings.

In February of 2007, Eminem punched a sales clerk at a mall kiosk for washing his hands with a dead sea salt scrub. "There ain't no way my hands were that fucking dirty!" The following week, Eminem punched a parking meter for being out of order. He later realized that broken parking meters are freebies. Oh, Eminem!

In June of 2007, he fell asleep on his couch for a few hours and later when he awoke and stumbled into the bathroom, he cold cocked his mirror thinking there was an intruder stealing his contact lens solution.

In August of 2007, he punched a waiter for not serving him spinach during the recall. Eminem ain't afraid of no salmonella, son!!!

In December of 2007, Eminem punched a Christmas tree salesman for not dressing warm enough. "I'm doing this so you won't catch a cold, bitch!"

In March of 2008, he punched an "anger pillow" given to him by his therapist. Moments later, he punched his therapist as a thank you for the pillow.

Most recently, Eminem has been punching his timecard at Taco Bell every Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday.

 

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imFunnYaReYoU
imFunnYaReYoU

Eminem is finely wonderful… hahahahaha “Im doing this so you wont catch a cold bitch!” i coudl imagine it happening hilarious

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
LuisMorenoNet
LuisMorenoNet

Did M&M (hahaha) ever start a fight at a sex shop? ...this is what it might have looked like: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ec24712e4a

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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NoelleD
NoelleD

He’ll blame it on the Ambien.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
twonicus
twonicus

somehow i seriously doubt eminem needs to be punching any timecards anywhere. that’s why he’s punching random guys…boredom and wealth.

(posted about 1 months ago)

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