"The new Ipod "Touch Me.""
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
""Introducing the new 13-inch MacBook""
- dichoda
"This man has just created 1 million more PC users and 2 million more lesbians."
- Noun
"My Porn name is Steve Hand-Jobs."
- StokesW
""Welcome to the firm Peter, I think you'll make a great addition to the team. Just let me check your MySpace page real quick, really more of a formality than anything...""
- harniss
"He had me BEFORE hello"
"This has been a Public Announcement for Internet Safety."
""How do ya like *these apples*?""
""You've got Fail!""
"The new Ipod "Touch Me.""
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FOD WIRE | June 14, 2008
Consumer Reports released its annual list of the 12 Worst
Father's Day Gifts on Saturday. If you want to show Dad love and
appreciation this year, think twice about giving him the following
presents:
1. Homemade coupon for ineffective backrub
2. Coffee mug reading 'World's Most Secretively Muslim Dad'
3. DVD box set of 12-hour Ken Burns documentary 'Cream of
Wheat'
4. Microsoft's Zune Phone 3G
5. Novelty card of fat people fucking
6. Twenty crates of 'Ron Paul '08' bumper stickers
7. Build-A-Bear designed to resemble child's cooler, wealthier stepfather
8. Steely Dan LPs from the den
9. A shout-out from son during his acceptance speech at Tony
Awards
10. Felt-covered shit statue
11. Lethargic handjob from Mom
12. Relocation to cheaper nursing home
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winindy, i echo you. this is beyond lame.
Yeah! Maybe you could become an embittered critic who makes hurtful comments. Dare to dream.
Not sure who’s writing these, but hopefully it’s not to late to change career paths.
A tickle here.. A tickle there… Not all that funny…
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