jokeoftheday
Uploader
Thanks Noun
 

Random Fav

Walk Hard, The Music Video from dewey cox
Walk Hard, The Music Video

The movie may be a spoof but the music is REAL! I love how the spirit of rockabilly com...
TaylorDJ

A young newly married couple are on a plane to their honeymoon vacation. Halfway through the flight, the bride leans over and shyly asks her husband, “Sweetheart, when we’re in bed, how should I let you know if I’m in the mood to make love?” The young man thinks for a moment and replies,”Just reach over and give my penis a little tug, okay?” Satisfied, the girl smiles and goes back to reading her magazine. A short while later, she leans in again and asks, “Sweetheart, how should I let you know if I’m really not in the mood for sex?” The man says, “Oh, just reach over and give it 100 tugs.”

Your vote counts! Rate this joke
Funny   OR   Die
 
 

Added about 7 months ago

767 views

Favorited by 0 users

 

Comments (1)

 

Comment:


 

Hmmm…

posted about 7 months ago