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Illusionist David Blaine just
announced his latest stunt will be hanging upside down above New York's
Central Park for three days and two nights. However, Blaine's
announcement comes on the heels of several less impressive stunts. Here
are a dozen of Blaine's death-defying feats positively guaranteed to
NOT blow your mind:
1. Shotgunning a Foster's "Oil Can" in 10 seconds or less in the Los Angeles Botanical Gardens.
2. Spooning Rosie O'Donnel for two weeks straight on top of the Empire State building.
3. Pulling off the nose of small child and permanently switching it with his own nose.
4. Turning the Ace of Hearts into the Ace of Hearts from a different deck.
5. Magically disappearing from Leonardo DiCaprio's entourage.
6. Rickrolling every computer in the world simultaneously.
7. Finishing a 100 meter race in 9.69 seconds while driving his car.
8. Defeating Chris Angel in magician's duel by cloning and murdering himself nightly.
9. Clasping his hands over his eyes and pretending that no one can see him for three days.
10. Convincing complete strangers that his name is "Blavid Daine."
11. Watching "Police Academy" 1-6 while riding on Bubba Smith's shoulders.
12. Making a little girl's teeth disappear.... by kicking her in the mouth.
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see how fast you he can write 100 times: I’M THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSCLOWN!
18. Playing ‘Hide the Sausage’ with Tom Cruise
19. Changing ordinary water to Kool Aid by adding a mysterious pink powder.
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13. Having someone tickle him and not laugh.
14. Jerking off with the glove movie prop from Nightmare On Elm Street.
15. Selling an all time high of 3,000 copies of his latest DVD: “Disappearing Ass Beads”
16. Looking s... more >
Ah disappearing from Leo’s entourage! Let’s be honest, if Leo wasn’t in Street Magic, no one would no David Blaine’s name.
Liked The Prestige reference That movie’s awesome
that mother fucker
now too bad david can’t make himself disapear
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