Parrot jokes are always good. Here’s my favorite: A pirate ship that’s been out to sea for months finally arrives in the harbor and the horny pirates rush off to find entertainment. One of them brings a lady of the evening back onboard, and as they stroll past the pirate ship’s resident parrot, it squawks to the woman: “Hey! How’s your cunt?” The offended wo... more >

Parrot jokes are always good. Here’s my favorite: A pirate ship that’s been out to sea for months finally arrives in the harbor and the horny pirates rush off to find entertainment. One of them brings a lady of the evening back onboard, and as they stroll past the pirate ship’s resident parrot, it squawks to the woman: “Hey! How’s your cunt?” The offended woman swings around and snaps, “Shut up!” And the parrot says, “So’s mine! Must be the salt air.”