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Guy in restaurant: Delicious hamburgers! How do you make them?

Waiter: Old family recipe! The cook mashes the ground beef into a patty, puts it in his armpit, lowers his arm to give it one last smash and some flavor, and onto the grill!

Guy: That’s gross!! but it tastes delicious…

Waiter: You should see how he makes donuts!!!

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Ha! I love it! I must admit that I don’t EVER want to witness the making of the doughnuts.

posted about 6 months ago
 

umm.. no. but nice try.

posted about 6 months ago