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Monday Morning Joke 6/23/2008

Two men are hunting for moose and they decide to split up.  All of the sudden one of the guys comes upon the other and raises his gun, “Don’t shoot, I’m not a moose!”  The guy shoots him anyway.  Once he approaches his friend lays there dying and says “Why the fuck did you shoot me, I said I wasn’t a moose.”  “Ohhhhh” he replys.  “I thought you said you WERE a moose.” –Norm Macdonald

 
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Stuart

Yeah, it really works if you’re hearing Norm’s voice in your head…which I often do…because I’m crazy…hahahhahhaha

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currfury

When you use norm’s voice its funny

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wormfarmer

I love Norm’s style.

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