"Cod Damn Thee!"
"That's how you catch fish, Walrus style,"
"Santa's brother Johnny "Fisherking" Claus moved to Cuba in hopes of starting his own holiday, one which included him leaving dead fish in children beds in exchange for rum."
- Andday
"ya gotta make 'em gasp a little...hold 'em real tight like...yeah...get those little fingers up in the sweaty gill...mmm...this gon' be real tasty up on my grill."
- ptitsa
"Rabi Gefilte exclaimed, "OY! My hands smell like fish they do!" after every bris."
"I love the taste of toxic fish in the morning"
- mamac
"Cod Damn Thee!"
             
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FOD WIRE | October 08, 2008

maldives-resort.jpg A few days after the US government offered an $85 billion bailout to insurance giant AIG, the company held a week-long retreat for its executives at the luxury St. Regis Resort in Monarch Beach, Calif., running up a tab of $440,000.

These guys do not give a shit. Half a milly? No sweat. It's like if you work in a used CD store, "I think I'm gonna take this copy of Aerosmith Pump", and it's no problem, because the store has tons of CDs. These guys just happen to work with billions and billions of dollars, "I think I'm heat my house by burning fifties", sure just grab em on the way out.

"Can I grab a couple million to make a staircase of money at my dog's beach house?" sure.

"Can I crash a helicopter into a t-rex skeleton for my birthday party?" you got it.

"Can I hire strippers to drive go-carts cars around my backyard while I sleep?" That's definetely a business expense.

"Can I throw gold bricks into a volcano to hear the thick gloopy splash they make?" Let's go right now.

Fuck these guys. They are the worst. Pump was an ok album, at least.

 
 

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rich people use poor people tears as enema fluid

posted about 1 month ago
 

If it was possible for you to pop your big head out of your ass you could have heard and seen the danger coming at you. Only a doctor can remove it now since its been up there too long and has grown so big.

posted about 1 month ago
 

You saying "...a milly..." was a Lil' Wayne reference, wasn't it? How very urban of you.

Then, you balanced it out with the Aerosmith reference. Way to reach across the aisle.

posted about 1 month ago
 

:)

posted about 1 month ago