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"Cod Damn Thee!"

"This is not the pink snapper I had in mind"

- jucamo

"Chester could now brag that he was 'bald' by a fish!"

"Fifteen years as a coke mule helped train Mitch for the sideshow routine that would make him a legend at the local juke joint."

- jollyfleet

"That's how you catch fish, Walrus style,"

- wacokid36

"Santa's brother Johnny "Fisherking" Claus moved to Cuba in hopes of starting his own holiday, one which included him leaving dead fish in children beds in exchange for rum."

- Andday

"ya gotta make 'em gasp a little...hold 'em real tight like...yeah...get those little fingers up in the sweaty gill...mmm...this gon' be real tasty up on my grill."

- ptitsa

"Rabi Gefilte exclaimed, "OY! My hands smell like fish they do!" after every bris."

- christopher7murphy

"I love the taste of toxic fish in the morning"

- mamac

"Cod Damn Thee!"

- christopher7murphy

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10 Better Ways to Say "Unemployed"

FOD WIRE | September 18, 2008

It's tough times economically, and chances are a lot of you are unemployed or "between jobs". Here's a list of better options to try when someone asks "What do you do?"

1 Experimenting with real time time travel
2 Acting as cable repair liason for my apartment
3 Professional Couch Gaurd
4 Training to be a Media Watchdog (specializing in Courtroom Reality Shows)
5 Run an Airport Ride Barter Service
6 Still working as Job Market Analyst
7 Pro-Bono Video Game Tester
8 Social Network Engineer
9 Cat Whisperer
10 Writing a screenplay