"George’s curiosity was solved in an instant, as “The Man in the Yellow Hat” tried to join him in the bubble bath…wearing only his hat."
"It took a few weeks for the Jolie-Pitts to realize that there was something fishy about the folks who helped arrange their latest refugee adoption."
"Even as a baby, taking his bath, Gene Simmons knew when he grew up he would be rock star."
"I don’t remember the river water in the rain forest tasting like this."
"Banana mush on your foot thumbs? Parasites in your tail? “Axe Detailer”…for all your monkey parts."
"Yep. He sure looks cute but he’s really washing his balls with that ginormous tongue of his."
"“Don’t forget to wash your colon”, said mom as she turned the hot tap on his rectum"
"Being the youngest in the family Marvick the Monkey always used the bath water last. And boy did it taste like it too…"
"Jethro the monkey was very self sufficient. He bathed himself, styled his own hair…hell he even pleasured himself."
- crim
"Today’s To Do List: 1. Buy Groceries 2. Pay Bills 3. Wash the Monkey 4. Feed the Dishes."
"George’s curiosity was solved in an instant, as “The Man in the Yellow Hat” tried to join him in the bubble bath…wearing only his hat."
                     
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FOD WIRE | July 14, 2008

angelina-jolie-wallpapers-5.jpg Hollywood, CA- After months of speculation, international film star Brad Pitt has nicknamed the boobs of partner Angelina Jolie . According to Jolie 's longtime assistant Holly Goline, Pitt named Jolie 's jugs "Mr. Smith" and "Mrs. Smith," a tribute to the 2005 action-comedy in which the couple co-starred. 

"Brad wanted names for Angelina 's hooters that are cute, sexy and incorporate something the couple has done together," says Goline. "'Mr Smith' and 'Mrs. Smith' are absolutely perfect tit names. Angelina could not be happier for her gozongas."

Pitt reportedly considered many different names for Jolie 's funbags. For a week-long stint in January, he was calling her knockers 'Everest' and 'K2,' but Jolie thought those nicknames were too pedestrian.   He also toyed with calling her entire rack 'A Mighty Chest,' but Jolie nixed that idea quickly.

Despite living together for three years, Pitt had yet to give a permanent nickname to Jolie 's  bodacious ta tas. Earlier this year, "Boob #1" and "Boob #2" were high in the running for Jolie 's sweater meat, but it wasn't until a recent trip to the Sudan that Pitt settled "Mr. Smith" and "Mrs. Smith."

"Every woman should get to feel the overwhelming joy of having her speed bumps christened," added Goline. "It's a very happy day for Brad, Angelina , and her tig ol' bitties."

 

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crazyfarts
crazyfarts

Yea it is dumb. I would’ve gone with Mr. and Mrs. Tits instead. Or perhaps Lara Rack, Womb Raider (Womb Raider would be Brad).

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mathew_3
mathew_3

dumb!

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mathew_3
mathew_3

dumb?

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mathew_3
mathew_3

dumb?

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
me08195
me08195

very very dumb.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
ginamlal
ginamlal

dumb

(posted about 1 months ago)

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