Hollywood,
CA- After months of speculation, international
film star Brad Pitt has nicknamed the boobs of partner Angelina Jolie .
According to Jolie 's longtime assistant Holly Goline, Pitt named Jolie 's jugs
"Mr. Smith" and "Mrs. Smith," a tribute to the 2005 action-comedy in which the
couple co-starred.
"Brad wanted names for Angelina 's hooters that are cute, sexy and incorporate something the couple has done together," says Goline. "'Mr Smith' and 'Mrs. Smith' are absolutely perfect tit names. Angelina could not be happier for her gozongas."
Pitt reportedly considered many different names for Jolie 's funbags. For a week-long stint in January, he was calling her knockers 'Everest' and 'K2,' but Jolie thought those nicknames were too pedestrian. He also toyed with calling her entire rack 'A Mighty Chest,' but Jolie nixed that idea quickly.
Despite living together for three years, Pitt had yet to give a permanent nickname to Jolie 's bodacious ta tas. Earlier this year, "Boob #1" and "Boob #2" were high in the running for Jolie 's sweater meat, but it wasn't until a recent trip to the Sudan that Pitt settled "Mr. Smith" and "Mrs. Smith."
"Every woman should get to feel the overwhelming joy of having her speed bumps christened," added Goline. "It's a very happy day for Brad, Angelina , and her tig ol' bitties."
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Comments (9)
Yea it is dumb. I would’ve gone with Mr. and Mrs. Tits instead. Or perhaps Lara Rack, Womb Raider (Womb Raider would be Brad).
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dumb!
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dumb?
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dumb?
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very very dumb.
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dumb
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