"Cod Damn Thee!"
"Santa's brother Johnny "Fisherking" Claus moved to Cuba in hopes of starting his own holiday, one which included him leaving dead fish in children beds in exchange for rum."
- Andday
"ya gotta make 'em gasp a little...hold 'em real tight like...yeah...get those little fingers up in the sweaty gill...mmm...this gon' be real tasty up on my grill."
- ptitsa
"Rabi Gefilte exclaimed, "OY! My hands smell like fish they do!" after every bris."
"I love the taste of toxic fish in the morning"
- mamac
"Cod Damn Thee!"
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FOD WIRE | September 03, 2008
1) She’s Alaska’s first female governor.
2) She’s a life long member of the NRA.
3) Believes that life begins at second base
4) She still rents VHS tapes from Steve’s General Store in Fairbanks.
5) She’s the youngest governor to be elected in Alaska.
6) In college she was the first person to play with Devil Sticks in the quad.
7) She has a tattoo of her face ON her face.
8) Always uses the stairs, never the elevator.
9) If she see’s a bumber sticker that says “Honk if you're ______” she honks, even if the _______ doesn’t apply to her.
10) She’s so pro life she wishes her seventeen year old daughters new baby was pregnant.
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She is insane. This isn’t an attempt at humor. She is crazy, loopy, insane. Banning books? Her church apparrently has a porthole to god on the third floor? Oh dear God, who is in the little porthole on the third floor of a church in Alaska, make a clear path for Obama in 08.
She sucks but regretfully the alternative is worse… McCain & Biden 2008.
I’d like to Impalin her, mah mah mah.
I’d like to be the father of her 17 year old daughters, daughter…
Also, every once in a while, she’ll hunt moose.
Not with a rifle, but with a high-tech stealth suit like the one the Predator wears. That “Bridge to Nowhere” money has to go somewhere, right?
I want to agree with #3 but at the same time #8 is really good exercise. I do it all the time.
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