"Cod Damn Thee!"
"Fifteen years as a coke mule helped train Mitch for the sideshow routine that would make him a legend at the local juke joint."
"That's how you catch fish, Walrus style,"
"Santa's brother Johnny "Fisherking" Claus moved to Cuba in hopes of starting his own holiday, one which included him leaving dead fish in children beds in exchange for rum."
- Andday
"ya gotta make 'em gasp a little...hold 'em real tight like...yeah...get those little fingers up in the sweaty gill...mmm...this gon' be real tasty up on my grill."
- ptitsa
"Rabi Gefilte exclaimed, "OY! My hands smell like fish they do!" after every bris."
"I love the taste of toxic fish in the morning"
- mamac
"Cod Damn Thee!"
               
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FOD WIRE | October 15, 2008

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The Rev. Arnold Conrad delivered an invocation for McCain rally in Davenport Iowa, and in the process called god out. "There are millions of people around this world praying to their God -- whether it's Hindu, Buddha, Allah -- that his [McCain's] opponent wins for a variety of reasons.

And Lord I pray that you would guard your own reputation, because they're going to think that their god is bigger than you, if that happens. So I pray that you would step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day."

Let's ignore the fact that both Obama and McCain are Christians, or that this kind of rhetoric is divisive and distracting. Rev Conrad basically said, "God, do something or everyone will think you're a pussy". He's using prayer to give god advice.
To reword the prayer in a completely unfair manner, it could have been" Dear Lord, I know that you're all powerful and all knowing, I'm just worried you'll drop the ball on this election shit because you're too busy buying tampons and letting kittens snuggle in your bra. Street Cred. Don't fuck it up bro, man up."

 
 

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Wow. This makes my brain sizzle like a fucking skillet at Denny's. Thanks for writing this though, I don't know how I missed it on the news. Hopefully one of those Gods will bitch-smack him into oblivion.

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