Beijing,
China- Following the media row over allegedly underage gymnasts on the
Chinese Olympic team, Web sensation Pedobear has emerged from the dark
corners of the internet to take center stage in the unfolding
controversy.
The pedophilic bear has been detained by Beijing Police and charged
with an Attempted Lewd Act With a Child after arranging a private
meeting with gymnasts He Kexin, Jiang Yuyuan, Yang Yilin during last
week's opening ceremonies.
"The girls told me they were 16," said Pedobear from jail. "I have
done nothing wrong. I was convinced they met the age of consent
according to Chinese law."
According to the International
Olympic Committee, Pedobear began an online correspondence with the
gymnasts in June, at which time he claims he was misled about their
age. "I'm virtual friends with all of the Chinese gymnasts on MySpace,
where they are listed as 16 years old. Before making the trip to
Beijing, I asked each of them to show me two forms of identification. I
even sent them webcams so they could prove their age."
The ursine meme claimed he travelled to Beijing to help the
gymnasts with their "homework." The IOC confiscated three McDonald's
Happy Meals and a roll of duct tape from Pedobear's car.
When contacted, Pedobear's 14-year-old public relations manager wished to remain anonymous.
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Comments (6)
Poor bear. Just looking after his own bear necessities and look what happens.
Pedo Bear … Breaking “Seals of Approval” as soon as MySpace says they’re old enough.
Oh, Pedobear…
It’s nice to finally see him get enough free time away from Hannah Montana to actually sit down and speak on world events.
Pedobear is soft, comforting, and loving…until you reach your 18th birthday. Then, all of a sudden, he’s cold and vicious, like he had rabbies. He doesn’t have rabbies, though, he just has no more use for you. He stops answering your phone calls and replying to your IMs, and suddenly your nudes just don’t “do it for him” anymore. Even if you shave off all of... more >
someone broke rule #1
So this is what the guys in the forum were talking about. And this is why.