"Cod Damn Thee!"
"Fifteen years as a coke mule helped train Mitch for the sideshow routine that would make him a legend at the local juke joint."
"That's how you catch fish, Walrus style,"
"Santa's brother Johnny "Fisherking" Claus moved to Cuba in hopes of starting his own holiday, one which included him leaving dead fish in children beds in exchange for rum."
- Andday
"ya gotta make 'em gasp a little...hold 'em real tight like...yeah...get those little fingers up in the sweaty gill...mmm...this gon' be real tasty up on my grill."
- ptitsa
"Rabi Gefilte exclaimed, "OY! My hands smell like fish they do!" after every bris."
"I love the taste of toxic fish in the morning"
- mamac
"Cod Damn Thee!"
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FOD WIRE | September 13, 2008
PORK ENVY
I know a lot of vegetarians, and I like eating at vegggie-only eateries. I don't understand the number of punnily-named fake-meat dishes that populate the menus of said eateries. It's like drinking non-alcoholic beer, or watching R-Rated pornography. Don't eat meat, don't drink, don't sin, but don't resort to desperate half-measures to get close to what you want to do.
But in the spirit of helpfullness, I'd like to offer up some more possible names of Vegetarian Faux-Meat Products!
- Pepperoni -> Pepperphony
- Roast Beef -> Ghost Beef
- Tenderloins -> Pretenderloins
- Babyback Ribs -> Babyback Fibs
- Hamburger -> Shamburger
- Bacon -> Facon
- Fried Chicken -> Fried Trickin'
- Hot Dogs -> Not Dogs
- Porterhouse -> Poserhouse
- Shrimp Scampi -> Shrimp SCAMpi
- Anchovies -> Antichovies
- Steak -> Misteak
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Comments (5)
As if being a duck weren't enough, I'm unemployed with three kids and not a pond in sight. The Grifters movie sure came in handy.
Those sound delicious. Well. No, they don’t.
Taint meat? I’m in.
T’aint Meat?
PIGS-IN -A-BLANKET….FIGS-IN-A-BLANKET
CRAB CAKES……..CRAB FAKES
SALMON……….SHAMMIN’
MANATEE BURGERS…….WANNABE BURGERS ok stick a spork in me im done