Ted ran a successful flower shop. One day, right next door to his store, a bunch of monks opened up a flower shop too. They started doing so well they were putting him out of business, so he begged them to relocate. They didn't. He sent his sweet little old mother to beg them to move and they still refused. Ted was worried. So he hired the biggest, meanest guy in town, Hugh, to rough up the monks and send hem a message. Right after that the monks immediately packed up and relocated and all was right with the world. The moral of the story? Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.