"Cod Damn Thee!"
"Ole PU said FoD cap guy had no guts. Guess he was wrong. I'm laughing but not at this picture. I know one thing for certain. Someone is gonna get gutted like a fish ! Cut them from ass to gills BIG..."
- LucyLieu
"Rabi Seuss' One fish, Jew fish, Red fish, The Blue's fish."
"Seconds before he began to eat the Pink Snapper ...live."
- MikeyC
"Warning. This fish may make your head appear too small for your body."
- Emma
"Snap!"
- MikeyC
"This is not the pink snapper I had in mind"
- jucamo
"Chester could now brag that he was 'bald' by a fish!"
"That's how you catch fish, Walrus style,"
"Santa's brother Johnny "Fisherking" Claus moved to Cuba in hopes of starting his own holiday, one which included him leaving dead fish in children beds in exchange for rum."
- Andday
"Cod Damn Thee!"
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FOD WIRE | May 27, 2008
1. He don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind.
2. Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls music are heard on the tape. R Kelly only fucks to Jodeci.
3. R Kelly is still faithful to his first underage girlfriend.
4. R Kelly is an established and well respected filmmaker. See: Trapped in a Closet. He would never be a part of something this low quality.
5. R Kelly has chronic urinary tract infections causing burning sensations when he pees. The man on the tape has no trouble peeing in that girls mouth.
6. The "person" on that tape is clearly a computer generated hologram.
7. R Kelly is being framed by Boyz II Men.
8. The girl on the tape was too hot not to fuck.
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The girl on the tape was stung by a jellyfish. In the face.
As everyone knows, the “R” in R. Kelly stands for “rheumatoid arthritis”. He was not physically able to perform the alleged deviant acts.
He also couldn’t have done it because he was trapped in the closet the whole time.
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