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Article Monday Morning Joke 8/18/2008
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Dumb Johnny is sitting in class. His teacher, Miss Izakunteetair hates Dumb Johnny. She always puts him in the back of the class and can't stand dealing with him 'cause he's such a fuckin' idiot. M...
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Article Monday Morning Joke 8/11/2008
Added Monday Morning Joke 8/11/2008
Koala Bear walks into a bar. He's disheveled and grumpy. The bartender suggests he cheer himself up by taking a trip upstairs to the brothel. Koala goes up to the room of a nice skank. He spreads h...
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Article Monday Morning Joke 8/4/2008
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What kind of bees make milk? Boobies.
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Article Monday Morning Joke 7/28/2008
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss.
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Article Monday Morning Joke 7/21/2008
Added Monday Morning Joke 7/21/2008
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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Article Monday Morning Joke 7/14/2008
Added Monday Morning Joke 7/14/2008
Ted ran a successful flower shop. One day, right next door to his store, a bunch of monks opened up a flower shop too. They started doing so well they were putting him out of business, so he begged...
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Article Monday Morning Joke 7/7/08
Added Monday Morning Joke 7/7/08
This penguin was driving and his car broke down, so he brought it to a shop and the mechanic was like, you can go hang out in town while I fix this...so the penguin went to get an ice cream cone be...
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Article Monday Morning Joke 6/30/2008
Added Monday Morning Joke 6/30/2008
A Jewish guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey where'd you get that?" Parrot says, "In Brooklyn, they're everywhere.”
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Article Monday Morning Joke 6/23/2008
Added Monday Morning Joke 6/23/2008
Two men are hunting for moose and they decide to split up. All of the sudden one of the guys comes upon the other and raises his gun, “Don’t shoot, I’m not a moose!”&n...
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Article Monday Morning Joke 6/16/2008
Added Monday Morning Joke 6/16/2008
A man gets a gift for a trip to Rome to go visit the Pope. He is incredibly excited and plans a wonderful trip and gets a brand new suit. When he’s finally in Rome, he comes upon ...
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You're probably not gonna watch it, but here goes anyway . . . check out WAYNE VS THE CONE:
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