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If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how many hours would it take a one legged monkey to kick the... more »
If a chicken and a half, can lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how many hours would it take a one legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? 2 hours, Because there is no bones in ice cream.