Picture Chronic Hemorrhoids
Chronic Hemorrhoids
Does forty dollars buy me a stab to the chest by the creepy neighborhood tub cleaner? Oh, and I have chronic hemorrhoids—does that qualify as disabled?
from Johnny Skidmarks
Picture Where's Waldo?
Where's Waldo?
After nearly two decades, Los Angeles Police Department detectives have identified a serial rapist who is linked to at least 35 sexual assaults. The so-called 'Teardrop Rapist' has been identified ...
from Johnny Skidmarks
Article After nearly two decades, Los Angeles P...
After nearly two decades, Los Angeles Police Department have identified the man known as the 'Teardrop Rapist'.
by Johnny Skidmarks
BREAKING (unofficial) NEWS!
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Rating: 60% Funny
List Top 5 ways of knowing whether you are l...
Top 5 ways of knowing whether you are living the dream or just another schmuck with his head in the clouds.
by Johnny Skidmarks
Go ahead, reach back into that melon of yours and recall some of your finest moments frolicking in that fictional dreamland. A land where you have a 99.9% chance of sleeping with a different women ...
Views: 126
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Rating: 75% Funny
Article Craigslist: A Story of Betrayal and Foo...
Craigslist: A Story of Betrayal and Foolery
by Johnny Skidmarks
A proper response to an eloquent inquiry.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Why is my mom still mad at me for not a...
Why is my mom still mad at me for not accepting her friend request on Facebook?
by Johnny Skidmarks
Social media momma drama and there ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Views: 73
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Rating: 60% Funny
Article What stinks like cheese, has an extreme...
What stinks like cheese, has an extremely hairy twin brother, and itches all day?
by Johnny Skidmarks
Click here!
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Rating: 100% Funny


















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