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is my government name.
I enjoy wearing fishnets and running through rose bushes.
After nearly two decades, Los Angeles Police Department have identified the man known as the 'Teardrop Rapist'.
Top 5 ways of knowing whether you are living the dream or just another schmuck with his head in the clouds.
Craigslist: A Story of Betrayal and Foolery
Why is my mom still mad at me for not accepting her friend request on Facebook?
What stinks like cheese, has an extremely hairy twin brother, and itches all day?