Hello. I'm John Nightingale.
Male
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35 years old
Joined: about 6 months ago
About:
Not a comedian. Not funny. Not even a little bit funny. No sense of humour. Have never smiled. Ever....
Am married to a woman. My wife. She is not funny.
Have sired a female child. She is also not funny.
Own two dogs. We are training them not to be funny.
I think I'm an alien!
Hometown: Rochester
Current City: Rochester
Country: 
United Kingdom
URL: funnyordie.com/johnnightingale
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