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Hello!!
I'm John. I'm funny sometimes. Making short videos is my hobby. I also like eating meat, but not if it comes from tainted cows. Those poor mooers. You have to feel sorry for diseased cattle, right? Those cows have been zapped in the ass more than Roger Clemens. I guess the h...
more >Hello!!
I'm John. I'm funny sometimes. Making short videos is my hobby. I also like eating meat, but not if it comes from tainted cows. Those poor mooers. You have to feel sorry for diseased cattle, right? Those cows have been zapped in the ass more than Roger Clemens. I guess the happiest cows are now in Wisconsin, not California. Speaking of Zapped, anybody remember that Scott Baio movie from the 80s?? Zapped... Scott was always loyal to Willie Aames. What ever happened to Willie? That 'Eight is Enough' - 'Charles in Charles' - piggybacking on Baio - bastard!! Don't get me wrong, I'm envious. I'd give my left pinky toe to be a has been!!
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VIDEO INFO AND LYRICS TO IT'S TIME!!
Starring
John H. Kuperman
Megan Krause
Jason L. Mier
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more >VIDEO INFO AND LYRICS TO IT'S TIME!!
Starring
John H. Kuperman
Megan Krause
Jason L. Mier
______________________________
Studio Recording (McCloud's Garage)
John Kuperman - Drums/Lead Vocal
Max McCloud - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Davy Jones - Tambourine, Jawbone, Maracas, etc.
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It's Time
Being with you
Is like watching brown grass grow
How much damn longer
Unil you get out and go
I have a brown paper bag
Thought I would use it for my lunch
I should just stick it on your head
And sock you right where you munch
Because It's Time
Time for you to go home
It's Time
Time for you to go home
It's Time
Time for you to go home
Get outta here
Forget the cuddling
Forget watching that ol' DVD
I want you out of my house
But honey
You won't leave
Can I make it more clear
That me and you we just don't mix
You gotta get a clue woman
You're no longer my bitch
Because It's Time
Time for you to go home
It's Time
Time for you to go home
It's Time
Time for you to go home
Get the hell out
What did I do to deserve this torture
Maybe I should start a religion and pray
But even the good ol' lord above well knows
Your skanky ass ain't gonna go away
Maybe I'll be like Fluffy
And get spayed
Perhaps I'll start a rumor that I'm gay
OH NO
It's Time
Time for you to go home
Get outta here baby
Get the fuck
Leave already
Time for you to get out
What do I have to do?
I'm sick of you
It's Time
Go Away
Copyright - John H. Kuperman 2008
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Thanks to Megan and Jason. Shooting this was fun.
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