Hello!! I'm John. I'm funny sometimes. Making short videos is my hobby. I also like eating meat, but not if it comes from tainted cows. Those poor mooers. You have to feel sorry for diseased cattle, right? Those cows have been zapped in the ass more than Roger Clemens. I guess the happiest cows are now in Wisconsin, not California. Speaking of Zapped, anybody remember that Scott Baio movie from the 80s?? Zapped... Scott was always loyal to Willie Aames. What ever happened to Willie? That 'Eight is Enough' - 'Charles in Charles' - piggybacking on Baio - bastard!! Don't get me wrong, I'm envious. I'd give my left pinky toe to be a has been!!