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Thank You Very much for the Unexpected FANning. As I always say, Its that positive feedback that fuels theFILTHYmonster.. The... more »

Thank You Very much for the Unexpected FANning. As I always say, “ It’s that positive feedback that fuels theFILTHYmonster.©. ” The following ( between the dashed lines ) is the pre-fabricated, coldly-impersonal Thank-You Note Form-Letter that I usually compulsively send to anyone who was nice enough to have noticed and liked my vulgar drivel, and to have expressed that right out-of-the-blue.

I hope you enjoy it.

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“ By the way, Have I ever Officially thanked you for FANning me? Well, Thank You for FANning me.

Now stop it, my nipples are hard.

( Get it? As if you were actually fanning me? That’s the little awkwardness-diminishing joke that I use that everyone seems to hate, but I enjoy it. Then, I usually follow that one up by saying, “ At least I spared you the indignity of my having called you ‘Dakota’! ”

Get it? Dakota Fanning?

But that's a little joke, too, because I've actually never forced anyone to suffer the indignity of having been called ‘Dakota’, except for, like, two people, a long time ago.

I'll bet you're starting to understand why everyone seems to hate it.)

Seriously, though, Thanks, again.

tDm.©. ”

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SERIOUSLY, ‘Seriously, Though’, ( -- back out here in the ‘real’ cyber-world -- ), ‘Thanks, Again’, AGAIN.

I really do appreciate it. You’re The Coolest.

- tDm.©.

P.S.: Your profile picture is hilarious. Gary Larson is one of my favorite cartoonists and a major influence, both writing- and drawing-wise. I, too, am (primarily) a cartoonist in ‘real’ life, but you are one of only about 3 people on here who knows it. I don’t have a scanner right now and can’t prove it, so ... . ( I’m also saving that obnoxious aspect of my personality for when my own website finally officially debuts. Right now, the future on that date is hazy, at best. ) Have a great day.

In reference to:

Jeffrey Dahmer's first words were "that gives me an idea"

(posted about 11 days ago):

This will sound like total... more »

In reference to:

“ Jeffrey Dahmer's first words were "that gives me an idea" ”

(posted about 11 days ago):

This will sound like total horseshit, but I swear it’s true.: I went to high-school with Dahmer’s first victim, Steve Hicks. He was a retarded prick and consistently a total asshole to everyone, including me. Sometimes Fate is a Cool Mistress. - tDm.©.