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I have my own Web site, joepettis.com I have an addiction to new socks. They are my anti-drug. I recently started doing Stand Up Comedy. I recently got a Vasectomy. Party time! I like bacon. I have a degree in English, so I know I should vary my sentence... more »

I have my own Web site, joepettis.com

I have an addiction to new socks. They are my anti-drug.

I recently started doing Stand Up Comedy.

I recently got a Vasectomy. Party time!

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I have a degree in English, so I know I should vary my sentence structure, but I feel rules are best served broken.

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