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Jesus & Freud

Kind of like Dr. Katz but without the audience.

When facing the crushing meaninglessness of the void a person is liable to do anything to occupy their mind. Making a show called Jesus & Freud is just mental busy work to keep us safe from our own recurring obsessions with poisoning the water supply. So watch, don’t watch. It’s up to you. We would never coerce anyone to pay attention to our work. But keep in mind that if you don’t watch we vow to find you, come to your home and ejaculate into your plants. Here are some kind words about Jesus & Freud from people more famous than you; “Humanity is actually under the control of alien reptiles called the Babylon Brotherhood who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance. That’s why I love Jesus & Freud, because they tell the truth! That Lizard people run the world!” -New Age Conspiracy Theorist, David Icke "Wow! I learned a lot about why I'm so obsessed with my mother's breasts.” -Soviet Premier Joseph Stalin “I’m a very strong believer in listening and learning from others... and if you don’t watch and love Jesus & Freud, you are an asshole and also, a fuckface.” -Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg "Their exploration of anxiety, alienation, and the absurd has been a big inspiration on my own work. I also learned a lot about Stalin’s mother's breasts." -Famed Author Franz Kafka “In the year XXXXIVV-CC- XXXVCC (translation: 2018) a shadow play will emerge with the healing properties to cure all disease, pestilence, and millennial ennui. The name of this chimera will be Yèzüs & Frædê ! Woe betide those who may sneer or rate low on iTunes!" -Delphic Oracle (Pythia), 393 CE

Jesus & Freud Season 1 8 items

Two historical giants and their articulate, world shattering, epoch defining conversations.

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Jesus & Freud 8 items

When faced with the crushing indifference of existence Jesus Christ turns to the father of psychoanalysis Sigmund Freud in an attempt to make sense of everything from proper beard grooming to the undeniable animal magnetism of actor/comedian Bob Denver.