Gentle viewers, Allow me to extend my apologies in advance. My video manifestations are neither funny nor meant to be such. Quite the opposite - They are deep and meaningful contemplations of weighty matters and issues. i am not a clown, dear friends, but a Guru, and as such please treat me. The only reason i am temporarily staying on this jocund and mirthful video service is that Youtube.com has rejected one of my videos on grounds of `inappropriate content`, and forced me to offer my emotional wisdom here, to an audience who has only shits and giggles in mind. Please accept me into your community with as much reverence as any of you is capable of and first and fore mostly - show me the love i obviously deserve by having come here in the first place.