JeffHilliard

I'm like a cross between Gene Simmons hair and Turkey Jerky. My favorite thing to do is early morning naked coked up walks on the beach while dragging a dead body with my getto blaster blairing Tony Robbins Personal Power. My hobbies are video taping myself having sex with my blow up dol... more >

I'm like a cross between Gene Simmons hair and Turkey Jerky. My favorite thing to do is early morning naked coked up walks on the beach while dragging a dead body with my getto blaster blairing Tony Robbins Personal Power. My hobbies are video taping myself having sex with my blow up doll named Elenor Katrina Windsner the IV and making them into home movies which I've entitled 'Holler For Jesus Martinez The Denny's Dishwasher Series'. I give them away free every Tuesday in front of Bob's Barbecue and TV Repair in Tarzana. You can't miss me I'm the guy with the forced smile wearing the Caption Kangaroo Costum and shinny black tap dance shoes with the guitar case full of DVD's. < less