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After graduating from the Westminster College Of Trucking, Beauty, Nursing,Welding and Film, I decided to put my skills to work. When I was 10 years old, I directed the "Shogun" mini-series for NBC. Unfortunately I was fired after I punched Richard Chamberlain in the mouth because he calle...
more >After graduating from the Westminster College Of Trucking, Beauty, Nursing,Welding and Film, I decided to put my skills to work. When I was 10 years old, I directed the "Shogun" mini-series for NBC. Unfortunately I was fired after I punched Richard Chamberlain in the mouth because he called my girlfriend a whore. Then, a few days later, I snuck back on set and crapped on the floor of his trailer. Anyway, I was blacklisted for about 17 years. In 1997, I started finding work as a director in the music video business. After a few years, I started directing commercials and things really took off. I traveled the world, shooting in many different countries over the years - France, Israel, Alaska, San Diego...
Now, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Tomorrow, I have an interview at Radio Shack. Wish me luck. < less
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Hometown: Huntington Beach
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Yeah! The never before seen Directors Cut of “Thief”! Don't interrupt the Trunk Monkey when he's reading "Be A Winner Wi...
more >Yeah! The never before seen Directors Cut of “Thief”! Don't interrupt the Trunk Monkey when he's reading "Be A Winner With The Casino Gambler". I wanted to stretch out the story a little here. I wanted to make the Trunk Monkey seem more calculating in his ways. I did show this to a few people – one of them thought it took a little long to get to it’s point – but what the fuck does that person know? Let me know what you guys think. Enjoy.
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| The second Trunk Monkey commercial I directed. The dude in the spot hadn't really been it too many commercials before th... more >The second Trunk Monkey commercial I directed. The dude in the spot hadn't really been it too many commercials before this. After this one he seemed to kinda blow up. I'd like to think maybe I helped that. There's one shot that I will always remember shooting - you see the monkey open the car door - the woman looks to the guy and he just kind of smiles and shrugs...The agency wanted the guy to say something in this shot. Something like "It's okay, he's a doctor.." or something..anyway, we tried so many lines - so many takes. At around take 19 or 20, I was going out of my mind. Nothing was working. It was starting to get dark and we needed to hurry the fuck up. Then I thought of it - Fletch. I asked the actor if he'd seen "Fletch" He looked at me like I was and idiot. "Of course I've seen Fletch. Who hasn't?" So I told him to think about Fletch and to not say any words in the next take. He nailed it. That take was the last shot of the day and it's the one that is in the spot. I guess this is important to me because Flecth is important to me. < lessviews: 625 |
| The chicken that is peeking around from behind the mailbox is a $25,000 animatronic chicken. A $25,000 animatronic chick... more >The chicken that is peeking around from behind the mailbox is a $25,000 animatronic chicken. A $25,000 animatronic chicken! What the fuck? This version of the spot does not have the food footage in it, but we had to shoot plates of hot chicken dinners for the client. The funny part is, where the food stylist people were cooking the chicken for the shot was right next to where the live “actor” chickens were kept. That just seemed wrong. < lessviews: 189 |
| A guy opens a beer bottle with his ass. Not this guy. Another guy. views: 392 |
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